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Proof that AlQaeda really is from the middle ages

They are getting killed by the Bubonic Plague. Yes, the Bubonic fuckin Plague. Poetic, no?

The world according to Islamonline

This is great: Since Hamas has come to power in 2006 and staged a counter-coup against the thuggish, Western-sponsored, secular Fatah militia led by Mohammed Dahlan by mid-2007, the Egyptian regime began to see Hamas’ control of Gaza from the narrow prism of its own domestic predicament with the Muslim Brotherhood. And Hamas are harmless [...]

Omar Bakri’s duaghter is a stripper

Praise Allah: As the daughter of firebrand cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed, Yasmin Fostok might be expected to share his fanatical beliefs. But the radical Muslim's daughter has ditched his extreme interpretation of Islam  -  as well as most of her clothing. The busty blonde has been revealed as a topless, tattooed pole dancer. The 26-year-old [...]

BlogIraq is dead

A light turns out in Baghdad! God be with his family and friends!

What Saad Al Harriri should’ve done

Today is the day Michael Sulliman gets appointed president of Lebanon, ending a tumultuous  year of political instability in Lebanon. We won't discuss here the compromise they've achieved, because I am sick and tired of watching M14 get their asses handed to them and then have them smile to the camera and claim that they [...]

The Beirut Media dance

So we are finally there. Finally, after 3 years of pussyfooting, it's here. Oh boy, where do I begin? Well, now that the gloves are off, we have become aware of 3 very important facts: 1) Hezbollah has lost its mind and decided to turn their weapons against the lebanese population. 2) Amal and the [...]

Iran is behind the 9/11 zionist conspiracy

Ayamn Al Zawahry comes in the defense of the Jewish state , and he is blaming the conspiracy talk on Iran and Hezbollah. Imagine that! Osama bin Laden's chief deputy on Tuesday denied a theory that Israel carried out the Sept. 11 attacks and blamed Iran and Shiite Hezbollah for spreading the idea to discredit [...]

Young on academic apologists for Islamist groups

Dude has their number down cold.. First, does Nasrallah believe? The answer would seem to be obvious. Rarely does the Sayyed utter a phrase that analysts will not quote with a rider firmly informing us that he says what he means and means what he says. One can certainly find quite numerous exceptions to that [...]

There is an egyptian Hezbollah?

Oh yay!


Yay for the return of the MCS epidemic. We needed some crazy Jiahdy fucks running around and trying to kill people for drawing cartoons. It was getting boring over here!


What to do with those people? Sources at Ezz Eddin al-Qassam militias, the military wing of Hamas, said 2000 Egyptians belonging to Salafist and Jihad groups have entered the Gaza Strip in the past few days after the opening of the Rafah crossing to join the resistance and struggle against Israel. The sources told al-Masry [...]

Benazeer Bhutto assassinated by Al Qaeda

***SCROLLDOWN FOR UPDATES***  Former Pakistani PM and Opposition Leader Benazeer Bhutto just got assassinated 40 minutes ago. She was shot by a gunman who proceeded to blow himself up after shooting her, killing 20 others as well. A party security adviser said Bhutto was shot in neck and chest as she got into her vehicle [...]

Ask Zawahiri anything

It's the Youtube debate for Jihadies. Send the questions you've always wanted to ask to Zawahiri ("So which is it? Boxers or Briefs?") and he will answer them in his next video probably. Achieve fame and fortune, and have your name linked to Zawahiri until he dies. Ideal for people who would hate to fly [...]

A Hamas Media Fun Park and Israeli genius

From the same people who brought you the Hamas Boyband, we present you with the Hamas Media City and amusement park. for reals: If you believe the building plans, "Media City" will be a Disneyland fused with Hollywood and the CNN Centre on the shores of the Mediterranean. There's only one catch: it's in the [...]

On the Jihad revisions

Al Masry Al Youm newspaper has been running for about a week now a number of documents titled the Jihad revisions, where Ayman Al Zawahiri's old buddy, and the architect of modern Jihady perspective, Dr. Sayed Imam aka Dr. Fadl, decides to correct the misconceptions of Today's youth, and instead publishes his latest Brainfart on [...]

They got it wrong

I was checking out Al Masry Al youm's limnited English section when I found this article: In his speech at the symposium organized by the cultural committee of the Syndicate of Journalists the day before last, Dr Mohamed Kamal Imam, Professor and Chairman of the Islamic Sharia Department at the Faculty of Law of the [...]

Plan US takeover

The Muslim Brotherhood have a plan to take over the US and it's found out in detail. The Plan also affirms that the MB members should beware of inflitration by the CIA, the Zionists and the..ehh..Free Masons??? They are a threat? To the MB? I am confused! 

Osama, the leftist?

( 9/11 andJihady Fucks andWTF? )

Did any of you read his speech's transcript? I thought I was the only one who saw parallels, but apparently not: And Iraq and Afghanistan and their tragedies; and the reeling of many of you under the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes; and the abject [...]

Ossama’s beard, revisited

Sully gives our favorite Jihady some "grooming tips", regarding the state of his very controversial beard!

The Bin Laden Question

Well, the Intelligence community is looking for the answer. And no, no, it's not the question of where he is hiding. We all know he is hiding in wazirstan, and that he is alive and well, so well he married last year Hala el shobohsky from the saudi shobokshy family, so that question is no [...]