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Ashley Judd is a square!

( silly )

She is starting a campaign to stop the habit of hunting wolves from Helicopters. Take away all the fun, why don't you?

Those poor unemployed Gitmo interrogators

( silly )

This piece is fictitious, of course, but funny nonetheless I caught up with a few of these interrogation specialists at a bar just outside of Guantanamo and this was indeed the sentiment.  Terry (not his real name), an associate in the interrogation department, said he’s in complete shock and never saw it coming:  “When I [...]

A proper religious war

( A.P.U. andReligion andsilly )

There are reports that Hosny Mubarak is very disturbed that Israeli tanks are right next to the "Karam Abu Salem" crossing in Ghaza, which is too close to the Egyptian Borders for his comfort. Now, imagine if a bunch of Israeli tanks do cross the egyptian borders, destorying the wall, and also allowing the Ghazans [...]

So, about that metal Bikini…

( Hmmm... andPervy andWTF? andgeekness andsilly )

So here I was, scrolling down on my homepage in my effort to take notes to the things I want to change (I am planning a re-design), when I stumbled upon that picture of Princess Leia in that Golden Bikini. Looking at that picture, I found myself wondering: So, why,exactly, was Leia dressed in a [...]

Sock and Awe

( silly )

For those of you who want to throw shoes at Bush, Go right ahead! Can we move on now? 

Damn you Carrie Fisher!

( celebs andsilly )

There goes that golden Bikini Fantasy. Yep, totally shot to shit! Now, about that sordid relationship she is having with Jabba the Hut..

Obama the Palestinian

( silly )

The fears of the american right and the zionist movemnet have now been confirmed: A Palestinian tribe from AlGaleel has claimed that Obama is one of its decendents, and therefore Palestinian. I would like to take this opprutunity to encourage Obama to run in the upcoming palestinian elections as the alternative third candidate between Hamas [...]

We had an earthquake yesterday

( silly )

..and it woke me up at 6:30 am. It was 6 on the Rekhter scale, and it lasted like 5 seconds. Oh, and like no buildings fell down, no one died, no one even got injured, which pisses me off. If you are going to wake me up one hour early with an earthquake, please [...]

If you put a cat in a microwave…

( silly )

..this is what happens!

Dr Phil’s thought chart

( silly )

Just in case you ever wonderd what goes through his mind, go here!

Your quick mental health break

( Iraq andsilly )

Mahdy Army Penguins!

Explaining the Bear Stearns Thing

( silly )

The Onion, as always, is brilliant!

On Lebanese men

( Lebanon andsilly )

I was toying with the idea of writing a silly post on the different types of girls out there to date, kind of like "The Sandmonkey's guide to women of the region", only it wouldn't just be the region, it would involve different religious and political backgrounds, and a lot of generalizations and feeble attempts [...]

Obama Messiah Sign # 24

( silly )

His face is on Toast!

Mickey Mouse is watching you

( silly )

Be Afraid. Be very afraid! 

Orc Holocaust??

( silly )

On the Genocidal leanings of Dungeon and Dragons!

My Theme Song…potentially

Born from an egg on a mountain top The punkiest monkey that ever popped He knew every magic trick under the sun To tease the Gods And everyone and have some fun Monkey magic, Monkey magic What a cocky saucy monkey this one is All the Gods were angered And they punished him Until he [...]

And The Sandmonkey endorses…

I know, I should stay out of this, but I can't help it. The race this time is just too stupid on both sides. There are no fun candidates. I was hoping for Rumsfeld to run (imagine the White house press interviews?), but the dude is staying at home. Same with Condi. A Condi/Hillary election [...]

Our dumb world

( Sweet andsilly )

Ignore Google Earth, the Onion is where it's at! Egypt and Canada are favorites!

StreetFighter: The Later Years

( Cool andFunny andsilly )

If you were a fan of the original game, and I was, you will love CollegeHumor's take on where the StreetFighter Characters are now, 10 years later. The Trailer is here . The Webisodes are here! It's freakin hilarious!