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Spreading Apartheid discourse

Nizo, the hilarious palestinian gay blogger, finally gives in to peer pressure!

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( The JOOOZ )

I find this to be hot for some reason.

Proof that muslims and Jews are cousins..

( A.P.U. andIslam andThe JOOOZ )

Because right after Our own Qorqor talked about Angelic fighters fighting on the side of muslims, Israeli Rabbis are talking about how Rachel (as in the biblical Rachel, people) has appeard to IDF soldiers and showed them where the terrorists are. One wonders howcome Rachel did not tell them where Gilad Shalit is, but I [...]

The origin of “Israel controls America” conspiracies

Usually from stories like these: The United States, Israel's main ally, had initially been expected to voted in line with the other 14 but Rice later became the sole abstention. "In the night between Thursday and Friday, when the secretary of state wanted to lead the vote on a ceasefire at the Security Council, we [...]

The Conspiracy reaches farther than you’ve imagined

( The JOOOZ )

The JOOZ now control Microsoft word, luckily for us, the astute minds of the Kabobfest boys were there to stop them from getting away with it. Ohh..they are soo dreamy!!!!

Obama and AIPAC

Me and Lisa on Gchat! Lisa: i'm watching Obama. he gives good speech. 5:46 PM me: yes he is very well spoken 5:47 PM Lisa: mccain's wife gives me the creeps she's so blonde and toothy and tightly wound me: u hate her cause she is pretty 5:48 PM admit it Lisa: nah me: she [...]

Celebrating the nakba with Israeli money

An Egyptian cultural institution decided to have their own set of cultural events celebrating the Nakba's 60th anniversary, which was organized by a female blogger who is known for her hatred to Israel and Zionists. The Events were big and well organized, which meant there was a lot of funding to it. Upon some people [...]

We won’t allow Egyptian Jews in

Even really old ones. They might ask for their property that we confiscated or something. We can't have that now, can we? Israel Maztav has a very interesting commentary on this:  These people had no intention of demanding any money or property from the Egyptians or their government. But what if they had? What if [...]

Moses was high?

This Israeli researcher says so.. High on Mount Sinai, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week. [..] Such mind-altering substances formed an integral part of the religious rites of Israelites in biblical times, Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive [...]

Israel is behind the Cut-off cables

( The JOOOZ )

So says fillbalad users. 51% of them. Based on no proof whatsoever.

On the impending danger of having israeli wives

I was reading the al amsry al youm today, and they had this little interview with a guy called Dr. Kharboush, who is apprently the head of the National Council for Youth, and who wanted to bring attention and awareness to the shocking news that there are about 10,000 egyptian men who married Israeli women. [...]

Israeli film banned in Egyptian Festival

Apparently showing it in our Festival will be considered Normalization.   The organizers of the Cairo International Film Festival that is scheduled to take place next February have banned the Israeli film "The Band's Visit" from the event, Yedioth Ahronoth reported Sunday. A copy of the film, which tells the story of an Egyptian band's visit [...]

The Titanic Conspiracy

It was the US government and the Jews behind it, of course!

Stalags

( Pervy andThe JOOOZ )

In case you are wondering what they are, well, they are Israeli BDSM Nazi comic Books where officers from the allied forces would be tortured and sexually abused by german female SS officers, and then they break free, rape those officers and kill them. The Sandmonkey blog: Informative, educational, disturbing! 

What’s in a name

The last summer Lebanon War seems to be causing quite the problem in Israel : They don't know what to name it or call it, and apprently the name is necessary in order for them to deal with its political and psychological aftermath. See, we arabs never have that problem. It's all part of the [...]

Ping Pong

Reports of an Israeli massacare of egyptian POW in 1967 war thanks to an israeli documentary raises the ire of the egyptian government and media , and naturally the egyptian people as well, since, you know, Israel is involved. ("Constitutional ammendments? What constitutional ammendments? The Israelis killed our boys almost 40 years ago!") They all [...]

The Israeli invasion of India

( The JOOOZ andsilly )

Oh, those damn imperialist Jooz. When will they ever stop?

Egyptian spy pleads not guilty

He also says that his confession came after he was tortured. I believe it. I love his story though, as it is told through the egyptian media. They say that he is a homosexual, apostate, christian convert, zionist spy! Yeah, defend that!

Horny israelis block traffic..

( Cool andPervy andThe JOOOZ )

..by having sex in the middle of the fastlane. Now, it's not like I approve of or encourage that kind of behaviour, but…… They either know passion for each other so great that they just didn;t care about anything, or they are utterly shameless. I guess what I am trying to say is..I am jealous! [...]

The 4th grade poetry Egyptian-Israeli war

This is pricesless: An international grade school poetry contest quickly deteriorated into an aggressive cyberspace battle for Middle Eastern honor when word got out on the Internet that a nine-year-old Israeli girl had pulled ahead of an Egyptian competitor and threatened to take first prize. Sharon Livneh, a fourth grader at Ma'aleh Adumim's Sde Hemed [...]